Valentine's Day Snarky Definition Greeting Card

Valentine's Day: a holiday maliciously created to make lonely people feel even more lonely and depressed; a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewelers to get people to spend money on junk. The fine print: All designs property of Black Cat Bazaar. Printed on 65+lb card stock, packaged in biodegradable cellophane & includes a matching envelope. Blank on the inside.